Or look like this in this dress -
Am I allowed to get married in Argentina? If so, where can I find a dress that does not require invasive plastic surgery? Also, it would be great if I could try on said dress instead of having it made from scratch since I can't draw you a picture of what I want. I actually need to see and touch it before agreeing to wear it. Also, please don't ask me questions about every detail of my wedding when I enter your store - just direct me to the non-porn star section. Thank you.Um, ps - I only want that sheer fabric used for the veil, not to display my non-cleavage.
Also - Can I have directions to the nearest papeleria with letterpress invitations?
3 comments:
haha crazy!
Wow, those are kind of scary. Actually, the second one's not too bad but still...
"just direct me to the non-porn star section."
Ha! That says it all right there.
I agree - 2nd dress is nice - it's just the look on her face that makes me think she's done work in 'other' magazines. jejeje
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